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Sunday, August 07, 2005

Worldly Wisdom

It's a bright and sunny Sunday afternoon.

People are walking in pairs outside, sitting on the stone steps and enjoying the breeze. Children are licking icecreams and dribbling it down their tee-shirts. Dogs are frolicking on the ends of leashes.

And I'm stuck indoors. Working. I've just seen 10 patients in 2 hours, which means that it is busy but not crazy.

On the bright side, I have learned much about common sense and worldly wisdom during my first two shifts in the Emegency Department...

1. Never try to adjust the blades of a lawn mower whilst it is still running. You will have to get your finger glued back together by a trembling ED doctor.

2. Never poke a German Shepherd in the eye with a pointy stick. You will get your eyebrow glued together by a trembling ED doctor.

3. Never try and break a china teacup with your bare feet. You will get pieces of precious heirloom removed from your heel by a trembling ED doctor holding a sharp pair of tweezers.

4. Never try and jump over a small brick wall whilst wearing stiletto heels. You will get your ankle wrapped up by a trembling ED doctor.

5. Never use a rubber band to maintain an erection. The trembling ED doctor will laugh at you. And you will be very, very, very embarrassed.

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5 Comments:

Blogger Mr Wang Says So said...

Hahaahaa! Now that is really funny.

3:59 pm  
Blogger wahj said...

Oh dear ... I'm trying not to laugh at No. 5 but yet ...

= )

on second thoughts, I think I can laugh safely at that. Cos it is so damn daft.

11:18 pm  
Blogger tscd said...

Mr Wang, wahj: I thought so too!

9:03 am  
Anonymous Julia said...

Gosh, I'm still recovering from laughing too hard! :)

*sigh* Really wonder what goes through the minds of some folks.

1:21 am  
Blogger tscd said...

julia: or rather, what's not going through their minds...

9:17 pm  

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