My New Brother

For my birthday, after much wheedling and coercion, my parents finally agreed that they would give me a new brother.

Here he is:

Isn't he lovely and red?

I opted for the cheapest, most basic model available because - let's face it - I am no surgeon and I cannot sew to save my life (or anyone elses for that matter). I vaguely recall sewing a pair of electric blue boxer shorts during home economics class. I believe the result of my feeble attempts caused my stiff-lipped teacher to shudder outwardly.

Anyhow, I reckon that it's time I learned how to be more crafty! There are so many cool tutorials out there on the internet for needle-fools with sausage fingers like myself and I cannot wait to try them out.