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Pearls of wisdom from the consultant with the red bowtie:
"Membership exams are bollocks!"

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During a conversation with the staff nurse:
"Sympathy? Sympathy? Well, let me tell you something: sympathy lies between s**t and syphilis in the dictionary."

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Talking to an Elderly Gentleman:
"My wife? Yes, I loved her once. Haven't seen her for years."
"I'm right here, darling!"
"Oh, why, yes, so you are. Where have you been all this time?"

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Pearls of wisdom from the consultant with the red bowtie:
"Audits are bollocks!"

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Complaints from an elderly lady:
"I can't eat this biscuit. It's appalling!"
"Why not?"
"Well, it doesn't have any chocolate on it."

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Pearls of wisdom from the consultant with the red bowtie:
"Computers are bollocks!"