Lessons in Singlish

MDH says:

"Aiyah! Stuck in traffic again! Like what, man!"
(translation: Aargh. I'm stuck in a traffic jam yet again. It's unspeakable.)

and says again:

"Aiyah! That cyclist, he ah...bak hu for brains!!"
(translation: Aargh, that cyclist has pork floss for brains.)

I think my work here is done.