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Thursday, November 17, 2005


It's really unfortunate when a person is just standing around, minding his own business when suddenly,

1. His hand comes into contact with a broken car window and he gets bits of glass and cuts and scrapes all over it. Don't know how the car window got there or how his hand happened to be in it, really.

2. Another person's fist appears in the middle of the pavement and he happens to run into it and give himself a black eye. That's how it happened!

3. He becomes incredibly drunk and falls over and can't get up. Without having had any alcohol that day, I swear!

4. He finds some pills and decides to eat them and they make him hallucinate. Never had them before, didn't know what they were, I just found them on the ground in the park.

5. He falls off his motorbike and a pair of ladies underwear is in his jeans pocket and quick get rid of it before my girlfriend comes, it was there when I put them on this morning, I don't know whose they are.


Blogger angry doc said...

Haha. Patients all over the world think doctors are idiots.

9:17 pm  
Blogger tscd said...

angry doc: you said it!

12:44 am  

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