Hazards in the workplace.

Today I was examining one of my patients when he decided to empty his bowels on my shoes.

I feel so violated.

I also feel sorry for the poor fellow - he was so embarassed.

When I first started this job, I used to wear my smartest and nicest clothes.

Then I got a bit of blood spattered on my favourite blouse. So I couldn't wear it in polite society anymore.

Then I got wise.

I still dress up smartly to go to work...but I don't wear my nicest outfits to the hospital anymore.