Conversation

MDH: Eat your dinner Stardust! Om nom nom nom.
SD: Meh. (purses lips and looks away)
MDH: Om nom nom nom!!
SD: Meh. (purses lips and shakes head)
MDH: Come on!!!!
SD: (takes half a mouthful of food and...) Brrrrrrrrrrrr!
MDH: AAaaaaaaa food is flying everywhere!
SD: (smears food on face and hair)
MDH: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA So messy!!!
SD: Heh heh heh heh!
MDH: No! Messy! Yuck!
SD: (smiles and points at MDH) Da-da?

(silence)

MDH: Our son is the Best in the World!!!