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Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Advent

On the twelfth day of Christmas the GP sent to me...

Twelve purulent peons
Eleven violently vomiting
Ten dames with diarrhoea
Nine geriatric gentlemen
Eight carbuncled conkers
Seven faeculant flesh-wounds
Six suppurating singles
Five acute asthmatics
Four with chesty coughs
Three bleeding bowels
Two for ovarian oncology
And a teenage girl addicted to morphine!!!!!!!!!

2 Comments:

Anonymous Simply Me said...

Well, at least you have been released from the cupboard piled high with paperwork.

Welcome back to the sunshine!

1:39 am  
Blogger tscd said...

simply me: sunshine?! where? *looks for windows*

3:08 am  

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