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On the twelfth day of Christmas the GP sent to me...
Twelve purulent peons
Eleven violently vomiting
Ten dames with diarrhoea
Nine geriatric gentlemen
Eight carbuncled conkers
Seven faeculant flesh-wounds
Six suppurating singles
Five acute asthmatics
Four with chesty coughs
Three bleeding bowels
Two for ovarian oncology
And a teenage girl addicted to morphine!!!!!!!!!
Twelve purulent peons
Eleven violently vomiting
Ten dames with diarrhoea
Nine geriatric gentlemen
Eight carbuncled conkers
Seven faeculant flesh-wounds
Six suppurating singles
Five acute asthmatics
Four with chesty coughs
Three bleeding bowels
Two for ovarian oncology
And a teenage girl addicted to morphine!!!!!!!!!
posted by tscd at 11:44 pm
2 Comments:
Well, at least you have been released from the cupboard piled high with paperwork.
Welcome back to the sunshine!
simply me: sunshine?! where? *looks for windows*
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