Man for hire

Name: MDH

Objective: 

Seeking a position that utilises my extensive experience and knowledge in the field of parenting 

Strengths:

1. Proven ability to act quickly under pressure 

2. Understanding of all key health and sanitation concerns

3. Basic mastery of feeding, bathing and diapering techniques

4. Full range of managerial and disciplinary skills

5. Persuasive speaking competent

Experience:

2008 - present

Father to one Stardust: Specialist in direct supervision of physical activity, performed studies in toddler sociology, monitoring progress of ongoing developmental processes

Note:

Willing to work for room and board.

(Happy Father's Day, MDH!  Thank you for being such a great daddy.)