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Sunday, July 10, 2005

Why doctors need to carry megaphones

TSCD: (approaching 96 year old man) Hello sir, are you in any pain?
Mr 96: Eh?
TSCD: (louder) Do you have any pain?
Mr 96: (looks shocked) Who, me?
TSCD: (bellowing) Yes, you. Do you have any pain?
Mr 96: (very upset now) NO! I don't want any cocaine!



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reminds me of my ex-colleague's dad, who on being told of the birth of a granddaughter called Claire, said, "Yes, do go have some eclair!"

1:43 pm  
Blogger tscd said...

budak: I can just see it now, Mr 96 going home and saying "you know somebody in hospital tried to sell me some cocaine! young people nowadays (muttermutter)"

5:47 pm  

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