Who am I?

So I was playing around with this face recognition software (via mr brown) last night whilst trying to avoid revising genitourinary medicine (who wants to read about syphilis when there are so many exciting things to do online!). It scans photos and compares them with a database of thousands of pictures...apparently it can be used to trace one's heritage - but it's much more fun to see which celebrity figure one resembles.

I uploaded a photo of mine that I use on my curriculum vitae.

It came up with the following matches:

Sammi Cheng, Zhang Ziyi, Judy Garland

and I thought to myself, well, so far so good (preens).

And then it came up with this:

Michael Keaton

And I thought, EEARRGGHH!

MDH wanders along and he looks at the photo of Batman, and looks at me and says, "Yeah...you do kinda look like Michael Keaton!"

*smack!*

So I upload a photo of MDH, run the programme and it comes up with:

Sean Bean, Matthew Perry, Colin Farrell

MDH grins at me and says, "I always knew I was the pretty one."

*smacksmack!!*

(pause)

*smack!!!*

And then we turn back to the computer screen and see:

Gandhi

Heh heh heh. A 71% match.

Beware the little old wrinkly bald man, I say.